Supertanker drummer Win Sager has always been metal, but this year he will be made of metal, titanium, specifically.

You see, Win has not one but two bad shoulders, each of which needs replacing. He's had one done already, and he'll never breeze through airport security again.

The first surgery was performed in early February, and it's been a great success thus far. He's already behind the kit as ST rehearses for its show at the Memorial Union Terrace, 8pm May 16th. The left shoulder gets the treatment this fall.

So how much of Win will be made of metal by the end of 2026?

The titanium implants in each of Win's humerus bones weighs approximately 1.25 pounds. Relative to his weight, that makes 1.3% of his body actual metal. Yes, you can figure out Win's weight with this data, but if you do that you're just weird.

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